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If you have not read The Gory and the Dream then I am sure. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. And I got a couple of stuffed animals for patients and put bandages on them. ~ Tracy Chapman Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. ~ Steve Almond A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. ~ Erma Bombeck Demons are a ghoul's best friend. ~ Anon Being in a band you can wear whatever you want--it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday. ~ Gwen Stefani Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. ~ River Phoenix Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. ~ Lindsay Lohan May your every wish be granted. ~ Ancient Chinese Curse [okay, doesn't quite fit but—just for fun—I couldn't resist throwing it in] May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket. ~ Arab Curse [ditto] There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin. ~ Linus Van Pelt in "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" And now for the really zany—but, for the most part, marvelously ingenious!—Halloween riddles, puzzles and puns (oh my!): What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?