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If soccer ain't your factor, then this name is for you. whilst international Cup fever moves, fantasise a couple of footie-free international during which these bloomin' balls were became to raised and funnier makes use of.

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34 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 35 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Hot air balloon for mice. 36 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 37 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Alternative to cheese in a fast-food burger – bound to be popular because it’s less rubbery. 38 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Oh, and a more palatable replacement for the ubiquitous gherkin (and so much easier to fish out with your hands). 39 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Humbug sweets for divvy kids who don’t know the difference between stripes and spots. 40 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 41 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL An ineffective demolition ball for buildings you don’t really want to knock down.

Okay yar? 60 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 61 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Prosthetic dalmation knackers. 62 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL A cannonball for pacifists. 63 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Slotless piggy bank for someone with no money. 64 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Decorative hundreds and thousands for Hagrid’s birthday cake.

32 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 33 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL A ball and chain for jailed footballers. 34 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 35 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Hot air balloon for mice. 36 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 37 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Alternative to cheese in a fast-food burger – bound to be popular because it’s less rubbery. 38 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Oh, and a more palatable replacement for the ubiquitous gherkin (and so much easier to fish out with your hands). 39 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Humbug sweets for divvy kids who don’t know the difference between stripes and spots.

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